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DNA Tests Prove Retired Postman Has Over 1,300 Illegimitate Children

  Nashville, TN | An 87-year-old former postman has been proven to have fathered over 1,300 illegitimate children after a private investigator hired by a Tennessee family discovered the shocking truth. The investigation that has gathered thousands o

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    What happens when you fake tan with a paint roller? - BBC News

    A fake tanning disaster has turned one girl from Scarborough into a viral sensation, after she used paint roller to apply it.

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      'Narconomics': How The Drug Cartels Operate Like Wal-Mart And McDonald's

      The cartels' business models are similar to those of big-box stores and franchises, says Tom Wainwright, former Mexico City bureau chief for The Economist. His new book is Narconomics.

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        The Most Mystifying Lines of Sarah Palin’s Endorsement Speech

        Mrs. Palin returned to the campaign trail with her rousing speech in support of Donald J. Trump. But some of her expressions left the audience puzzled.

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          Area Satirical Publication The Onion Sold To Univision (Seriously)

          The Spanish-language network gets a 40 percent, controlling stake in The Onion and related sites, including The A.V. Club and Clickhole. The move comes as Univision tries to reach more millennials.

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            How mutton flaps are killing Tonga - BBC News

            The Pacific island of Tonga is the most obese country in the world - and one of the main causes is a cheap, fatty kind of meat, mutton flaps, imported from New Zealand.

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                Filipino priest on hoverboard condemned by church - BBC News

                A Filipino priest is condemned by diocese authorities, after video of him gliding around church on a hoverboard during Christmas Eve mass went viral.

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                    Gonorrhoea 'could become untreatable' - BBC News

                    Gonorrhoea could become an untreatable disease, England's top doctor warns, amid concerns some pharmacies are not prescribing for it properly.

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                      Scotland shuns Trump after Muslim remarks

                      The Scottish government sacked US presidential hopeful Donald Trump as a business ambassador and a university revoked his honorary degree on Wednesday after he called for a ban on Muslims entering the United States. A petition to bar the Republican frontr

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                        Don't Volunteer on Thanksgiving!

                        There are a multitude of Thanksgiving traditions — watching football, fighting with family members about politics, feeling stressed out and inadequate, gorging yourself on turkey and mediocre side dishes. There are some less solipsistic ones as well. Lo

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                          'Tower Of Terror' Getting Movie Treatment; Venerable Disney Theme Park Fright Ride

                          EXCLUSIVE: Armed with a treatment by Big Fish scribe John August, Disney is now looking to hire a screenwriter to give feature treatment to Tower Of Terror, long one of the most popular rides in it...

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                            Larry David Kills As Bernie Sanders On 'Saturday Night Live' Democratic Debate Opener

                            UPDATE, 8 AM: Speaking this morning on The Week With George Stephanopolous, Bernie Sanders hat-tipped Larry David's Saturday Night Live impression of him. “I think we'll use Larry on our next rally...

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                              Burning Man is where cell phones go to die

                              Burning Man is where cellphones go to die, and some of the nation's most tech savvy folks say that's just the way they like it.

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                                Fresno Apartment Fire Interview

                                Robert Wright approached a KMPH Fox 26 photographer after a fire inside an apartment on Cedar Ave. near Bullard Ave. A woman and her 6-year-old child were ho...

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                                  Journalist Spends Four Years Traversing India to Document Crumbling Subterranean Stepwells Before they Disappear

                                  Across India an entire category of architecture is slowly crumbling into obscurity, and you've probably never even heard it. Such was the case 30 years ago when Chicago journalist Victoria Lautman made her first trip to the country and discovered the

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                                    15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Farts

                                    Admit it. You've always wanted to know whether farts can carry germs.