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Politics | Media Watch
VILE: The Onion Makes a Joke About Corey Comperatore’s Death
Look, this author’s sense of humor can be very dark, very NSFW and very transgressive. But this is beyond the pale.
Politics | Leftists Are Insane
The Onion Mocks Meghan McCain Over Father’s Health. Twitter Explodes. | Daily Wire
The left-leaning satire website "The Onion" faced intense backlash on social media after they published a story mocking Meghan McCain over her father's health — on the same day the McCain family announced that the U.S. Senator would no longer
Humor | Humor
Man With No Plans Just Too Exhausted To Go Out - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Exhilarated for every minute of his multiday binge, local man Todd Caramanica told reporters Thursday that his relapse into crippling alcoholism has been the greatest week of his life.
Food & Drink | Chicago Food & Drink
‘We Get The Food And Then We Eat The Food Until All The Food Is Gone,’ City Of Chicago Announces Unprompted - The On
The Onion, America's Finest News Source.
Humor | Humor
Fast Food Customers Less Appealing Than In Commercial | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
GREENVILLE, SC—Expressing his disappointment shortly after sitting down for lunch at a local franchise location Wednesday, area man Peter Strauss told reporters that the customers at Burger King were actually far less appealing in real life than the...
Humor | Humor
Neighbors Come Together To Watch BMW Owner Struggle In Snow | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
EVANSTON, IL—Putting aside their own responsibilities and quickly gathering at their neighbor’s driveway, Foster Street residents reportedly came together Monday to watch a BMW owner struggle to free his car from the snow.
Humor | Humor
Man Not Himself Until He Has So Much Coffee He Feels Like He’s Going To Die | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
VINELAND, NJ—Saying that he doesn’t function properly unless he’s completely jittery and suffering from nausea, local claims adjuster Spencer Howell told reporters Monday that he’s not his normal self until he has too many cups of ...
