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Ben Shapiro Calls for Boycott of Zoltar Machine That Wouldn’t Make Him Big
Conservative podcaster Ben Shapiro called for a boycott of Zoltar machines after his wish to become “big” went unfulfilled for the 4,000th day straight.
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Jewish Comedian ROASTS Zionists For Being 'Nationalist Babies'
Watch the full chat with Max Blumenthal here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/max-blumenthal-98001353Katie talks to comedian Matt Lieb and musical theater lyri...
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"Unacceptable," IDF Commander Responds to Report That Some Hospitals in Gaza Are Still Operating
High-ranking officials in the Israeli Defence Force were alarmed by a new report that suggested Gaza still had 1/3rd of their hospitals operational despite constant targeted bombings.
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How To Hit on the Cute Barista by Ordering Your Coffee Like Normal and Leaving
So the person making your coffee is attractive, and you're thinking now might be the perfect time to take advantage of the fact that they are required to talk to you and slip them your number. This seems like a great idea—in fact, the only thing mo
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Comedian Left SPEECHLESS by MAGA Man's Raw Stupidity
Support the Good Liars HERE: https://www.goodliars.com/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegoodliarsNow that Trump and his other GOP Presidential Primary comp...
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Cool Mom Gives Out Full-Size Xanax Bars on Halloween
Local Mom Linda Hudson turned heads in her neighborhood by giving out full-sized Xanax bars to visiting trick-or-treaters.
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5 Rocky Horror Characters To Dress Up as for Halloween Instead of Just Coming Out
Halloween is almost here! I see you shiver with antici…pation. The gayest holiday of the year is the perfect time to live out loud as…
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REPORT: News Unable to Confirm News
Many Americans are left unsure of the facts as news outlets across the country are unable to confirm the news as the horrors in the Middle East continue to unfold.
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I Hate Mondays! Garfield Characters By Their Likeliness of Committing Workplace Violence
The Garfield comic strip and cartoon is filled with unhinged maniacs. Today we discover which character is most likely to snap at work.
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10 out of 10 Doctors Agree: Getting Paid to Shill for Prescription Drugs Is Awesome
A blockbuster study conducted by Quinnipiac University found that on average, 10 out of 10 American doctors unilaterally believe that being paid to shill for prescription drugs is monetarily awesome.
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Ann Margaret - Saturday Night Live
Subscribe to SaturdayNightLive: http://j.mp/1bjU39dCelebrity Impressions: http://j.mp/1cyUL2WSEASON 36: http://j.mp/1cdpX7YAnn Margaret tries to throw a piec...
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Embattled George Santos Adds Rachel Dolezal, Martin Shkreli to Legal Team
Rep. George Santos continued to assert his innocence after being charged with wire fraud and conspiracy and announced he added activist Rachel Dolezal and businessman Martin Shkreli to his legal team.
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Ominous Pulsating Dark Orb To Replace Kevin McCarthy As House Speaker
An ominous pulsating dark orb with unknown powers is set to replace Kevin McCarthy as the Speaker of the House following a historic vote to oust the California representative.
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Not A Great Sign: Eric Clapton Just Released “Tears In Heaven 2”
Fans of controversial musician and vocalist Eric Clapton were openly concerned for the songwriter after releasing his new song ‘Tears In Heaven 2” earlier today.
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50 Serial Killers Ranked by How Annoying It Would Be To Play Them at Monopoly
It's game night, which prolific serial killer is going to be the worst to play with? This list finally answers that important question.
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Ron DeSantis Horrified to Discover “Woke” Drawn On Forehead After Falling Asleep First at GOP Candidate Sleepover
Florida governor Ron DeSantis awoke the morning after a GOP presidential hopeful slumber party to discover the word “WOKE” written on his forehead in permanent marker, sources still crying about it confirm.
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Conservatives Explain Why Women Should Have More Babies
As U.S. birth rates hit a record low, right wing pundits are urging Americans to do everything they can to avoid a “baby bust.” The Onion asked conservatives to explain why they believe American women should birth more babies, and this is what they sa
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Eight Takeaways from the First Republican Presidential Primary Debate
Candidates who have no chance of being nominated for president took to the stage last night to talk about nothing, here are the key takeaways.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Threatens to Impeach Server at Applebee’s If Loaded Fajita Doesn’t Come Out Soon
Irate Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene began drafting articles of impeachment against staff at the Applebee’s restaurant when her order didn’t appear in a timely manner, according to nearby diners who just wanted to enjoy their Tex-Mex Shrimp Bowl
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CEO-Funded Study Finds Working From Home Makes Your Manhood Smaller
New research funded by Fortune 500 CEOs revealed that improving work-life balance will decrease the size of your schlong, which prompted many business leaders to encourage you to back to the office right now.
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Supreme Court Puts Venmo QR Code on Bench to Streamline Bribery Process
The Supreme Court overhauled their bribery process and made it more efficient by installing plaques with Venmo payment codes on the front of the bench where they make decisions that affect the entire country.
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Kid Who Can’t Buy Fireworks Legally Settles on Buying Assault Rifle
Local teenager Sam Carter purchased a fully automatic assault rifle after failing to legally obtain fireworks, sources scared for their life confirmed.
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Kid Who Can’t Buy Fireworks Legally Settles on Buying Assault Rifle
Local teenager Sam Carter purchased a fully automatic assault rifle after failing to legally obtain fireworks, sources scared for their life confirmed.
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Feud Erupts Between Rival MAGA Rappers From East and West Coast of Florida
Rival MAGA rappers Li’l Q and Lok ‘Er Up from the east and west coast of Florida respectively have begun to feud over which rapper has the hottest bars and beats that praise the federally indicted former president Donald Trump.
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The Next Health Guru? This Man Turns Into a Diet and Fitness Expert Every Time He Sees an Article About Lizzo on Facebook
Throw away those workout DVDs, cancel your Weight Watchers membership, and unfollow your favorite fitness influencer on TikTok because there’s a hot new health expert redefining what we know about wellness!
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Critics Say Submersible Should’ve Been Tested With Poorer Passengers First
WASHINGTON—Analyzing the mistakes OceanGate made that led to the vessel’s disappearance, critics told reporters Thursday that the submersible should have been tested with poorer passengers first. “The company skipped the very crucial step of sending
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Liberal Boomer Constantly Checking to Make Sure John Fogerty Not Suddenly Right Wing
Leftist senior citizen Cyrus Novak is reportedly under round-the-clock duress from continuously having to make sure John Fogerty is not somehow suddenly conservative.
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5 Best Tips on How to Politely Tell Your Siblings To Stop Having Children
Okay, let me address the fact that the headline you clicked to read this article may have sounded a little harsh. But we also said, "Politely Tell Your Siblings to Stop Having Children," so don't be such a thin-skinned whiny crybaby.
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Make-a-Wish Foundation Denies Child Bassist’s Wish to Play Guitar
A child bass player with terminal cancer was denied her dying wish to play lead guitar by the Make-A-Wish Foundation as it interfered with long-held institutional policies and beliefs, apologetic sources confirmed.
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Guitar Center Employee Crushed to Death by Avalanche of Squier Starter Packs
Guitar Center employee Cody Simmons was recently crushed to death by an avalanche of Squier starter packs that came loose after a customer played a particularly face-melting solo, sources that now have to work overtime to cover his shifts confirmed.
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Heartwarming: This Second Grader Dreams of One Day Becoming President Despite Being Named Tristan
If you’re looking for a feel-good story about overcoming adversity, we’ve got the perfect one for you today out of Indianapolis, where local second grader, Tristan Fuller has announced his intention to one day become President of the United States, de
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Conservative Man Boycotting Chick-fil-A and Bud Light Now Technically Fasting
Local man Eric Case realized he's technically fasting after being forced to boycott his favorite brands Chick-fil-A and Bud Light for going "woke."
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We Look Back On When Jimi Hendrix Forgot The Words To The National Anthem
It’s been over fifty years since the legendary Woodstock Festival, but even half a century cannot erase the memories of Jimi Hendrix forgetting the words to “The Star Spangled Banner.”
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Punks React: Vice Media Files For Bankruptcy
Vice Media filed for bankruptcy on Monday, which will likely result in the sale of the company. We took to the streets to see what punks thought of the whole situation.
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Trump Condemned For Giving Platform To CNN
GOFFSTOWN, NH—With critics calling the former president’s highly anticipated town hall a “disgrace” for all involved,” Donald Trump was widely condemned Thursday for giving a platform to CNN. “It was dangerous, irresponsible, and downright dis
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Help! Boycotting Bud Light Has Made Me Question My Sexuality Even More
I have been a loyal Bud Light drinker since the 8th grade and let me tell you, this loyal customer is NOT happy. I’m sick and tired of these companies turning their backs on traditional values. Values like getting hammered at Hooters and screaming at my
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Punks React: Trump Found Liable for Sexual Abuse and Defamation
A New York jury found former President Donald Trump liable for sexually abusing and defaming writer E. Jean Carroll. As a result, Trump has been ordered to pay Carroll $5 million in compensatory and punitive damages. We took to the streets to see what pun
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We Revisit Trace Adkins’ “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” Because Our Flight Is Delayed in the Nashville Airport
Whether you’re a fan of country music or not, there’s no denying the musical talent and songwriting skills of countless country artists from the past century. From Johnny Cash to Dolly Parton, Kenny Chesney to Shania Twain, the genre has made a marked
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We Are Post-Pandemic. We Are Immortal. Those Still Alive Cannot Die.
By Dr. Anthony Fauci
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Tucker Carlson Looking For Deal With Network That Will Allow Him to Recite The 14 Words On Air
Ousted Fox News personality Tucker Carlson is looking for a new gig which would allow more freedom for the racist diatribes that shaped his long career, according to relieved sources within Fox.
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Hobby Lobby Announces It Muslim Now
OKLAHOMA CITY—Explaining that its long affiliation with evangelical Christianity had come to an end, retail company Hobby Lobby announced Monday that it was Muslim now. “After many years of self-reflection, we have seen the light of the word of the Pr
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Colin and Che BEST EVER Joke Swaps! SNL Weekend Update
"Saturday Night Live" (SNL) is a late-night sketch comedy and variety show that has been a staple of American television for over 40 years. Colin Jost and Mi...
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SNL Weekend Update 4/15/23 | Saturday Night Live April. 15, 2023
SNL Weekend Update 4/15/23 | Saturday Night Live April. 15, 2023
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How to Talk to Your Children About Not Getting Involved With Sports
As a father of three, I don't take my responsibility to set a good example for my children lightly. The world can be a scary place for young people and they have a lot of questions. One thing I always try to make very clear to them is how important i
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Conservatives Explain Why They’re Boycotting Budweiser
Following the backlash to Anheuser-Busch partnering with trans woman Dylan Mulvaney, The Onion asked conservatives to explain why they’re boycotting Budweiser and this is what they said.
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Trump Easter Cold Open - SNL
Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) interrupts a recreation of The Last Supper.Saturday Night Live. Stream now on Peacock: https://pck.tv/3uQxh4qSubscribe to...
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I Am the Eggman and I’m Tired of Easter Appropriating My Culture
Imagine watching the rich history of your people bastardized by a clueless and indifferent public and then being expected to go along with it because it’s been labeled as harmless fun. I am of course talking about the “tradition” of hunting for eggs
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Voices in Brian Wilson’s Head Celebrate 60th Year of Telling Him His Car Sucks and He Can’t Surf
The cacophony of voices only audible to Beach Boys legend Brian Wilson today celebrated their 60th year of constantly insulting his car, surfing abilities, and loyalty to his high school.
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Police Officers Explain Why They Are Resigning En Masse
Whether it’s in small towns or large cities, law enforcement officials are leaving their posts in record numbers across the United States. The Onion asked police officers to explain why they are resigning en masse, and this is what they said.
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Opinion: I Believe In Traditional American Values, Which Is Why I Make My Kids Read the Bible at Gunpoint
If history has shown us anything, it's that America best exhibits its core values when done by force. The woke liberal industrial complex trying to turn our kids gay or worse, tolerant of other viewpoints, poses an existential threat to our, by which
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Scientists Have Recreated the Real Face of Jesus if He Was Into the Insane Clown Posse
Jesus of Nazareth was undeniably one of the most influential figures in human history. His message of love and compassion (later rebranded as xenophobia and hatred toward poor people) still permeates our culture, and yet so little is known about Christ th
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Ron DeSantis Removes Bad Brains From “Essential Hardcore” Playlist
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced last week that his state would seek to remove DC hardcore legends Bad Brains from the “Essential…
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Black Metal Parents Keep Pestering Daughter to Give Them Grandkids to Sacrifice
Local black metal parents Suzanne and Dmitri Ubnatern are persistent in asking their 30-year-old daughter to give them grandchildren to metaphorically sacrifice.
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45 Minute Presentation About the Dangers of Wokeness to Open For Upcoming Disturbed Tour
Long-running nu-metal band Disturbed surprised fans by announcing that the opener for their upcoming North America tour will be a 45 minute presentation about the “dangers of wokeness,” disheartened but unsurprised sources report.
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We Sat Down With the Remaining Members of Poison, Which Turns Out Is All of Them
Whether it’s “Talk Dirty to Me,” “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” or “Nothin’ But a Good Time,” chances are you’re familiar with iconic glam rockers, Poison. The Hard Times was lucky enough to score an exclusive interview with these legends.
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I Gave John Lennon the Finger Guns the Day He Died and I’ve Felt Guilty Ever Since
I have a confession. It's been eating away at me for decades. On December 8th, 1980 when I waited outside of the Dakota Apartments hoping for a glimpse of my idol. Though I wasn’t able to meet him, I was able to briefly make eye contact and fire of
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Anti-Government Conservative Adds 75th Thin Blue Line Sticker to Truck
Self-proclaimed freethinker Terry Schuse added a 75th thin blue line sticker to his prized truck despite constantly ranting about government tyranny.
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Opinion: Worshiping Satan Used To Mean Something in This Country
America is going to hell in a hand-basket, and not in a good way. These kids today don’t care about anything except Tiktok, Fortnite, and how many social media likes they get. You know what they don’t have time for anymore?
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Trump Train Visit Cold Open - SNL
Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) delivers a message to the residents of East Palestine, Ohio, following the train derailment.Saturday Night Live. Stream n...
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Most Racist Moments Compilation (not for snowflakes) #1
#familyguy #familyguyfullepisodes #familyguyfunnymoments #petergriffin #familyguydarkhumor #familyguynozoomMost Racist Moments Compilation Family Guy (n...
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President Biden Calls for National Moment of Silence for Lowered Railway Stock Price
President Biden called for a moment of silence after the stock price of the Norfolk Southern Corporation sharply dropped following a disastrous railway derailment that is currently leaking vast amounts of toxic chemicals.
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Spy Balloon Cold Open - SNL
Katy Tur (Chloe Fineman) reports on the U.S. military shooting down a suspected Chinese spy balloon (Bowen Yang) with the help of a Pentagon official (Kenan ...
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Nation Surrenders To Chinese Balloon
WASHINGTON—Bowing down before the floating intruder mere hours after it entered American airspace, the entire U.S. nation reportedly surrendered Friday to the Chinese balloon spotted hovering over Montana. “Today, I speak to the Great Balloon to say u
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What Punk Documentary Interviewee Needs You to Understand Is That at This Point Reagan Was in the White House
Prominent documentary talking head Gareth “Rubber Duck” Wayne is repeatedly reminding everyone that, at the point of the story he is telling, Ronald Reagan was in the White House.
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Support Waning for Friend in Recovery Now That He Has Six-Pack Abs
Support for local man Kevin Davidson is reportedly waning amongst friends as they slowly realize his recovery bolstered his social status and helped tone his physique beyond their comfort level.
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Argument - Monty Python
One of my favourite sketches from the original TV series of Monty Python's Flying Circus
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Just Because My Last Piercing Never Healed Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Get Another One
I got my ear lobes pierced about seven months ago. The left one is still kinda swollen, crusty, and bleeds every night. And honestly, the right one isn’t doing much better. But does that mean I should wait another second before I get my next piercing? H
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Sure Maybe if My Parents Hadn’t Named Me ‘Maniac Mike the Motorcycle Madman’ I Wouldn’t Have Become a Daredevil but Such Is Life
At some point in everyone’s life, they stop and reflect on how things may have gone differently. Should I have gone on that date? What if I hadn't missed that train? Where would I be had I not failed high school? For me, that question is: What if m
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Desperate Kevin McCarthy Agrees to "special favors" in Exchange for House Speaker Votes in His Favor
Embattled Rep. Kevin McCarthy offered Republican colleagues two over-the-pants handjobs, redeemable at any time within his term, if they agree to vote for him in the ongoing Speaker of the House race.
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We Reached Out to a Guy Who Posted a Meme Saying He’d Help Us Pack if the American Flag Offended Us and We Gotta Admit He’s Doing a Great Job
We all know moving is the worst, and packing is maybe the worst of the worst. There was so much we needed to load up for our big move and not enough time. We decided to take a chance and ask a guy who posted a badly-compressed meme with a watermark readin
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Report: Doctor’s Standards for Alcoholism Pretty Lame
A new report from local drunk Emily Kinder indicates that the standards of alcoholism held by her primary care physician are “weak as fuck.”
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Black Metal Band’s Publicity Photos Clearly Taken at Christmas Tree Farm
Fans of black metal stalwarts Bloodfrost became disenchanted with the supposedly Satanic quartet when it was recently discovered the band’s latest publicity photos were taken at a nearby Christmas tree farm, confirmed corpse painted sources.
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Cop Plants Pot Brownie at Rival Bake Sale
Local police officer Brad Chapman allegedly planted a pot brownie at an elementary school’s bake sale, which was competing against his station’s own fundraiser, multiple sources confirmed.
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Convicted Oath Keepers Plead With Judge to Let Them Catch Just One Metallica, Pantera Tour Date
Members of the far-right militia group "The Oath Keepers" pleaded with a federal judge to let them attend just one date of the recently announced Metallica and Pantera tour before being jailed for participating in seditious activities during the January 6
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How I Learned To Avoid Politics at Thanksgiving and Dive Right Into Physical Violence
The holidays can be hard for even the closest families. Plus, with culture war tearing us apart, it can be difficult to sit down at the table and break bread with people on the other side of the aisle. That’s why I leave the bread basket alone and just
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We Beat on the Brat With a Baseball Bat and Our Attorney Says This Daycare Center Actually Has a Pretty Strong Case Against Us
The Ramones were masters at writing instructional punk songs. Songs that teach the listener how to sniff glue and how to not go down to the basement have informed generations of punks everywhere - and we here at The Hard Times consider ourselves well educ
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FDA Warns Against Viral "Kill Yourself Challenge"
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration is warning against a new challenge that has gone viral on TikTok, pressuring teens to "unalive themselves" in a variety of ways that admittedly look pretty cool on camera.
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We Caught up With the Forgotten Fifth Bar in Black Flag’s Logo
The Black Flag logo is one of punk’s most iconic images. It's four simple bars that any drunk punk could quickly spray paint on a cop car. But behind those bars is a secret that not many people know. The original Black Flag logo featured five bars,
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Why I Quit My Job and Left My Wife To Defend Elon Musk Online Full Time
Like Elon Musk, I’m a doer, not a talker. So when I noticed the online attacks against my hero started to ramp up, I knew I could no longer stand idly by, which is why I quit my job and left my wife to defend Elon online full-time.
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Kid dressed as Army recruiter misses candy goal by 20%
It was one big trick on the pretend Staff Sgt.
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Disappointed Trick-Or-Treater Was Really Hoping To Get At Least One Pack Of Fentanyl
KANSAS CITY, MO—Scouring the bag of candy before throwing it across the room in defeat, disappointed trick-or-treater Olivia Vercetti, 8, told reporters Monday that she was really hoping to get at least one pack of fentanyl this Halloween. “Aw, man, e
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Your Self-worth Shouldn’t Come From a Career, It Should Come From Social Media
Are you one of those people who derive their internal sense of worth and belonging from a career? That’s no way to go through life! You've been chasing that dragon for so long that you think it's the only way to feel accomplishment. Well, put
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Resurrected Christ Distances Himself From Republican Party
God’s only begotten son Jesus Christ is actively distancing himself and his constituents from Republicans across the globe upon his return to Earth this afternoon.
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Black Bear Family Proudly Displays Mounted Stuffed Ted Nugent Head Above Fireplace
A local American black bear family proudly displayed the stuffed head of the elusive Ted Nugent as a trophy above their cabin's fireplace after hunting him over several days.
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Hip Youth Pastor Doesn't Believe in God
Local youth pastor Chase Rexley gained quite a following in his church after revealing that he doesn’t believe in God.
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Day in the Life of Ben Shapiro
- A Day in the Life of Ben Shapiro -new secret 2nd channel: https://youtu.be/DZU3T8MnAX4((( Join The Cercle:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcoDpbA4c9HQY0Aj...
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Managers at Pediatric Blood Farm That Keeps Queen Alive Prepare for Layoffs
Upper-level managers at a clandestine facility specializing in removing blood from young children and pumping it into Queen Elizabeth II to keep her alive are now expecting layoffs following her death earlier today, sources who just put a down payment on
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24 Things You Don't Know About Alex Jones | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
Subscribe to the Real Time YouTube: http://itsh.bo/10r5A1BBill shares a few fun "facts" about right-wing radio host and conspiracy theorist, Alex Jones. Conn...
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I Didn’t Vaccinate My Kids and the One Who Lived Turned out Fine
If you want to hear the TRUTH that the vaccine industry doesn't want YOU to know, keep reading.
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Hundreds of Nuclear Weapons Documents Found at Mar-a-Lago with Hillary Clinton's Name Hastily Scribbled on Them
The Federal Bureau of Investigation recovered stacks of highly-classified nuclear weapons documents with “Hillary Clinton” written in childlike scrawls on them from Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence, flabbergasted yet unsurprised agents reported.
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FBI Agent Reveals Mar-a-Lago Safe Cracked With 0000 Combination
FBI Agent David Abramson revealed he was able to gain access to former President Donald Trump’s safe first try by using a 0000 combination during a raid of Mar-a-Lago this past Monday.
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5 Fox News Personalities And How Each Of Them Fared In The 'Saw' Style Deathtrap We Tricked Them All Into
Can a person simply pull themselves up by their bootstraps or is American exceptionalism a lie? We decided to test this on some of the most exceptional Americans we could think of, Fox News hosts. And what better test than a labyrinth of moral terror ala
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Conservative Boycotting Disney Now Will Only Visit Park 14 Times a Year
Staunch conservative Todd Anderson vowed to limit his annual Disney World trips to slightly more than a baker’s dozen because he is tired of supporting the major corporations' “woke politics.”
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Opinion: You’re Not My Real Soccer Mommy!
No, I will not listen to you! You can’t tell me what to do. You tell me to take out the trash, wash the dishes, and mow the lawn. But I will never do that just because you said so. You’re not my real soccer mommy!
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Republican Senator’s Mistress Too Busy Getting Abortion to Celebrate Big Win with Him
WASHINGTON – The much-younger girlfriend of a prominent Republican Senator is disappointed that she will be too busy having an abortion today to join the…
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Opinion: I’m Only Eating This Baby to Gain the Mental and Physical Prowess I Need To Hunt Baby Eaters in the Deep State
Ever since Q provided all free-thinking patriots with irrefutable proof that our country is controlled by a shadow governing cabal of baby eating devil worshipers who themselves are in the pocket of shape-shifting lizard aliens, I’ve dedicated a lot of
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God Has a Plan: When This Christian Rock Drummer Died in a Car Accident His Band Got a New Drummer and He Is Much More Talented
It’s no secret that our lord works in mysterious ways. He allows bad things to happen to good people, he buries dinosaur fossils to test our faith, and he allowed the democrats to steal our election for who knows what reason.
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Top Five Southern Rock Songs To Listen to While You Complain About Participation Trophies
I remember when this country had a pair! When I was growing up we didn’t have all the crybabies doing the tweets or the instgram. We had people who knew their worth and fell in a line. And mostly we didn’t have any participation trophies!
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Cat Rescues Scared Cop Stuck Hiding On Tall Tree Branch
A local cat known as Pudding saved an officer of the Chicago Police Department that ran up a very tall tree and got stuck after being spooked by a scary bug that caught him off guard.
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Guitarist Just Getting Out Of Long-Term Band Not Looking For Anything Serious Right Now
Heartbroken guitarist Wayne Kellington just got out of his long-term punk band Cranial Input and is admittedly not looking for anything too serious right now.
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Conservative Podcaster Unsure If Toddler Who Shot Pregnant Mother Is An Abortionist or Second Amendment Hero
Right-wing podcaster Skyler Donelli admitted he is having difficulty choosing a side in the debate over whether a toddler accidentally shooting its mother is an evil act of abortion or virtuous example of using one’s second amendment rights.
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Roe v. Wade Cold Open - SNL
After Justice Samuel Alito's leaked draft opinion to overturn Roe v. Wade, a flashback to 13th century England shows the exact moment three men (Benedict Cum...
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Democrats Vow Women Jailed For Abortion Will Get $50 Tax Credit
Democratic Party leaders issued a scathing statement earlier today in response to a leaked draft Supreme Court Decision overturning Roe v. Wade
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Parodying conspiracy theories with the Birds Aren't Real movement
Sharyn Alfonsi meets the founder of Birds Aren't Real, the conspiracy theory parodying conspiracy theories.
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Future 'Founder' of Twitter Elon Musk Buys Twitter
SAN FRANCISCO — Richest man in the world, Elon Musk, acquired Twitter earlier today and will immediately begin rewriting the company’s history to show he…
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Desperate Catholic Church Willing to Accept Dream Theater Fandom in Place of Vow of Celibacy
The Catholic Church announced a new effort in which it will attempt to grow its ever-dwindling priest population by accepting a public display of fandom to prog-metal titans Dream Theater fandom in place of its usual vow of celibacy for new priests.
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Man Goes to Astounding Lengths to Find Family History of Parkinson's Rather Than Admitting He Going Through Alcohol Withdrawal
Friends and relatives of local resident, Brian Gibbs, have reported that the 28-year-old has insisted for years that his frequent tremors are due to a family history of Parkinson's as opposed to a case of DTs.
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Seat Fillers - SNL
An Oscars seat filler (Jerrod Carmichael) gets interrupted while talking to Will Smith (Chris Redd).Saturday Night Live. Stream now on Peacock: https://pck.t...
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Neighborhood Drug Front Actually Best Place to Get Sandwiches
Neighborhood staple Al’s Market won an online poll for “Best Local Sandwich Spot,” despite strong evidence of it being a front for drug trafficking.
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You Know What Energy Source Hasn’t Skyrocketed in Price Due to Russia? Steam! Op-ed by Reginald Vondurchdenwald
By Jove! It appears that, once again, the cost of petroleum has gone through the roof! If only society had heeded my words once again and switched to a less costly, more efficient mode of transportation.
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Rising Gas Prices Prevent Struggling Americans From Burning Crime Scene Evidence
CHICAGO—With markets roiled by war in Ukraine and a U.S. boycott of Russian oil imports, leading economists confirmed Friday that rising gas prices have prevented struggling Americans from obtaining the fuel they normally use as an accelerant when setti
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Dad Sure to Let You Know Race of Every Person in Story He’s Telling
Local dad Richard Miller is reportedly about to start another boring story in which he’ll be sure to note the race of any person of color involved.
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What the Deaths of Countless Ukrainian Civilians Means for You at the Pump
Well, Russia invaded Ukraine so you know what that means. The carnage, the screaming, the mothers holding their children for dear life, and of course, rapidly changing gas prices. The only thing more volatile than the gas prices is that region! But seriou
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Entitled Karens Getting Put In Their Place - REACTION
Entitled Karens Getting Put In Their Place - REACTIONSUBSCRIBE! https://bit.ly/2DxtJhMINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/charlaychaplinTWITTER: https://twi...
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'SNL': Joe Biden blames omicron, inflation and everything else on ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’
Joe Biden, played by James Austin Johnson on "SNL," knows who's really to blame for COVID's omicron surge, inflation and more issues facing Americans.
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Police Officer’s Wife Still Dreads Getting Phone Call That Her Husband Has Been Vaccinated
NEW YORK—Admitting that she experiences a small jolt of terror even after all these months, wife of NYPD officer Mark Cady, told reporters Tuesday that she still dreads someday getting a phone call that her husband has been vaccinated. “Obviously, Mar
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New Beatles Doc Gives Man Greater Appreciation For How Long 8 Hours Feels
TULSA, OK—Saying the miniseries provided fresh insight into the subject matter, local man Barry Liptak, 43, told reporters Monday that Peter Jackson’s Get Back documentary gave him a much greater appreciation for how long eight hours feels. “Obvious
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We Shouldn’t Have To Express Appreciation at Thanksgiving When It’s So Much Easier To Fake It at Christmas
Each year, one holiday brings everybody back to their hometown as families gather to eat, drink, and hide their resentment towards one another through phony platitudes of positivity, or as they call it, "giving thanks." This Hallmark-adjacent holiday is c
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Engagement Announcement Overshadowed by More Popular Couple Adopting Dog
Newly engaged couple Daryl Stein and Hannah West are absolutely livid that their celebratory post got significantly less likes than their friend’s post announcing they rescued a dog.
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Jeanine Pirro Cold Open - SNL
Jeanine Pirro (Cecily Strong) discusses the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict and welcomes Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) to discuss Biden’s Build Back Better in...
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Judge Tells Rittenhouse He Hopes They Can Do This Again Sometime
Judge Bruce Schroeder told acquitted murderer Kyle Rittenhouse he hopes they can "hang out again really soon" immediately following the not guilty verdict.
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Weekend Update: Sarah Sherman Roasts Colin Jost - SNL
Sarah Sherman stops by Weekend Update to discuss her first six episodes of SNL and roasts Colin Jost.Saturday Night Live. Stream now on Peacock: https://pck....
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Ted Cruz Sesame Street Cold Open - SNL
Senator Ted Cruz (Aidy Bryant) introduces his new show Cruz Street and its residents (Cecily Strong, Kyle Mooney, Pete Davidson, Alex Moffat, Mikey Day, Chri...
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Facebook User Posits Vaccine that Killed Colin Powell Also Gave Him Cancer, Made Him 84
Isaac Fischer took to Facebook this morning to posit that the COVID vaccine that killed Colin Powell had also likely given Powell cancer and made him 84 years of age.
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Jordan Klepper vs. Iowans Who Think Trump Won | The Daily Show
Who was behind the Capitol insurrection? Will Trump run in 2024? Has he actually been president this whole year? Jordan Klepper heads to his first Trump rall...
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Stephen Colbert Presents: The Best Moments From 25 Years Of Fox News
Our host has been a critic of Fox News for decades, so he's uniquely qualified to present this celebration of the conservative news channel's finest on-air m...
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Bruce Springsteen Admits He Made Up the “American Working Class” During a Creative Dry Spell
Legendary musician Bruce Springsteen recently admitted that he made up the “American working class” during a creative dry spell.
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Nurse Carefully Weighs Whether She Better Off Getting Vaccine Or Losing Job And Dying
UTICA, NY—Blasting state officials for putting her into such an “impossible position,” local nurse Sophia Wood confirmed Wednesday that she was carefully weighing whether she was better off getting the vaccine or losing her job and dying. “On the
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We Sat Down With the Last Guy Who Still Calls People “Hipsters”
The early 2010s were a much simpler time. People didn’t eat and breathe divisive politics, guitars could be found in mainstream music, and “Jersey Shore”…
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News on the Dow Jones Would Terrify Man if He Knew What It Meant
Local man Connor Goodman checked the stock market today and was too confused by what he read to feel any sense of rightful anxiety or dread.
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Opinion: Let Me Tell You About Another White Guy Who Was “Out of Touch, Ignorant and Misinformed.” His Name was Jesus Christ
I’m getting pretty sick and tired of all this guff I’ve been getting in the facebook conversations I insert myself into. It’s getting to the point where a man can’t point out the fact that Republican president Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves (and
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Punk Mom Keeps Asking Daughter When She’s Going to Get Divorced
A punk mom is putting pressure on her happily married 36-year-old daughter to get divorced before it’s too late.
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Trump to Honor the Brave Men and Women Who Fought During the Upcoming Holyfield/Belfort 9/11 Fight
Former president Donald Trump will commemorate the brave men and women who fought during the 9/11 boxing match between Evander Holyfield and Vitor Belfort.
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Yet Again I’m the Only Cool Guy at This AA Meeting
This is getting ridiculous. When I attended my first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, I thought it would be a cool bunch of people swapping stories about drunk driving and stealing from your loved ones. Just a whole bunch of McNulty's talking rock botto
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We Sat Down With Body Modification Legend Jesus Christ
Body mods have come a long way. Once a social oddity, it is now common to see piercings and tattoos on people in many walks of life. While we in the punk rock world have grown accustomed to these sights, it took many sacrifices by the people with their to
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Anti-Vaxxers Bring The Crazy At Public Meetings In California
The backlash against vaccine mandates was loud, proud, and downright troubling at the latest meeting of the San Diego Board of Supervisors. #Colbert #Comedy ...
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God Works in Mysterious Ways That Somehow Always Reinforce What I Want To Believe
God works in mysterious ways. That's why I don’t question God’s plan for me. I merely pick and choose from the parts of it that justify my incredibly narrow view of the world. That said, I will totally question God's plan for anyone who is e
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New Rule: The Tragedy of Trump Voters | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
Subscribe to the Real Time YouTube: http://itsh.bo/10r5A1BBill calls on Democrats not to write off all Trump voters as deplorable and asks Republicans to con...
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New Rule: The Big Liars | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
Subscribe to the Real Time YouTube: http://itsh.bo/10r5A1BUnremarkable people can get a remarkable life in Congress – and that’s what keeps the average Repub...
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White vs Mexicans BBQ | MrChuy FT The Crazy Gorilla
I, MrChuy, finally did a collab with the one and only The Crazy Gorilla! You guys all wanted it, and here it is! White Vs Mexican BBQs!! PART 2 IS NOW LIVE! ...
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Scandal-Free Canadian Musician Releases Public Apology Just Because
Canadian pop punk musician and overall good dude Jeremiah Dean released a public apology yesterday despite not being accused of any unacceptable behavior whatsoever.
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School Of Hard Knocks Graduates Yet Another Class Of Racist Uncles
Legendary ass-kicking institution, The School Of Hard Knocks, celebrated yet another graduating class of macho, non-PC, bootstrap puller-uppers this past weekend.
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Study Confirms Best Way to Find Work Is to Remind Interviewer Your Father Was Deceased Senator John McCain
A new study confirmed the best way to secure work is to remind the person interviewing you that your father is deceased US Senator and war hero John McCain.
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Opinion: I Only Abuse Alcohol Recreationally
I’d like to apologize to every single person who attended my surprise intervention. Had I known it was happening I would’ve brought a 30-pack and some ping pong balls and we would have had a blast. I apologize if my actions hurt you. But the good news
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Nextdoor App Crashes as Neighbors Snitch on Their Own HOA BBQ Violations
Neighborhood watch app Nextdoor crashed early this afternoon after users self-snitched on their own Fourth of July barbeque celebrations out of habit, according to sources.
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Mom Wondering if You’ll Be Home for Fourth of July Barbecue or if You’ll Be Too Busy With Your Critical Race Theory
Your Mom is wondering if you'll be home for her annual 4th of July barbecue, or if you'll be too busy with this critical race theory she keeps hearing about.
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God Kills Rumsfeld as Apology for Whole Cosby Thing
God ended the life of former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld today as a formal apology for the whole “letting Bill Cosby get away with raping dozens of women” thing.
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Cop on “Jeopardy!” Shoots at Daily Double Laser Sound
Popular game show “Jeopardy!” ceased filming mid-episode last week when contestant and off-duty police officer Jamie Boyd shot up the studio after being startled by the Daily Double laser sound effect.
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How Am I Supposed To Keep a Plant Alive If I Can’t Even Keep a Kid Alive?
As an elder millennial, I experience a lot of pressure to assume more responsibility that I may necessarily be ready for. Unfortunately, buying a house is out of reach with my minuscule income from testing VR porn video technology. But I had the idea of d
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Police Academy Graduation Reminds Students It’s Been a Long Hard Six Weeks
Cadets of the Chicago Police Academy were reminded of the exhausting six weeks of training they endured in order to become full-fledged police officers.
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National Spelling Bee Slowly but Surely Running Out of Words
Organizers of the National Spelling Bee expressed concerns this week after learning that the highly-regarded competition is in serious danger of running out of words eventually.
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Opinion: Take It From Me, a Fictional Strawman Invented to Score Political Points: It’s Time to Get Back to Work
Listen, everyone. We all know this last year of Covid-19 quarantine has been tough on everyone, and those extra hundos in unemployment have been helpful, but take it from, a fictional strawman invented to score political points: it’s time for us to get
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Homemade Pipe Man’s First Apple in Decade
Local stoner Lukas James accidentally tasted his first apple in over ten years last week after using it to construct a homemade smoking device.
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Incredible: This Guy With a Goatee Never Heard of Disturbed
Normally with goatee guys, certain behaviors are expected: drive past a school yard too many times, stalk your ex-wife, drink Coors light and listen to Disturbed in your car on lunch breaks. These are all hurtful stereotypes of course, but they have been
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Nu-Metal Fan Whose JNCOs Inflated Like Parachute Only Survivor in Plane Crash
Nu-metal fan and dedicated JNCO jeans wearer Chad Willis was the only surviving passenger of a plane crash after his comically oversized pants served as a de facto parachute.
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Dave Grohl Reveals He’s Been Chewing the Same Piece of Gum for 26 Years
Foo Fighters frontman and former Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl admitted that he has been chewing the same piece of Trident spearmint flavored gum for the past 26 years.
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Opinion: How Much For ALL My Plasma?
It’s one of those few things that everyone in the country can easily depend on to make a quick $30 bucks. Whether its medical bills or the explosive need for a fresh new pack of cigarettes, Plasma - the portion of the blood that is used to fight disease
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How Roger Rabbit Set the Unrealistic Expectation I’d Score Bodacious Babes During My Bow Tie Phase
Roger Rabbit made me unrealistically believe that his bona fide swag is what made him a drop-dead daddy to all the ladies.
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'Blue Lives Matter' Supporter Having No Problem Laying into Mall Security
Mall security guard Corey Knightly was in shock after a ‘Blue Lives Matter’ proponent tore into him for twenty minutes over matters regarding running around corners too fast.
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3 Things I Don’t Understand About the Israel-Palestine Conflict, Plus 5 More I Don’t Understand About Basic Life
I’ve never claimed to be a particularly smart man, but I do try to keep well-informed. The world is a complex place. Truth, lies, right and wrong are rarely clear-cut. With that in mind, here’s three things I don’t understand about the Israel-Palest
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Acoustic Performer at Vaccination Site Considered Worse than Outbreak
Acoustic guitarist Harry “Wild Child” Kearns caused a mass evacuation from a local vaccine site with his terrible acoustic renditions of pop hits from the early aughts.
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That Guy From 127 Hours Cuts His Arm off and He's a Hero, I Cut My Arm off To Collect Insurance Money and I'm a "Fraud"
I can’t help but laugh at how hypocritical this country is. Everywhere I turn I see people saluting Aron Ralston as a hero just because a rock fell on his arm when he was hiking alone and he cut it off to save his own life, yet here I am fighting with m
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Billy Corgan Wakes Up, Makes Coffee, Settles In for Another Day of Writing 5-Star Smashing Pumpkins Album Reviews on Amazon
Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan made some coffee before launching into yet another day of writing 5-star reviews of his own works on Amazon.com.
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28-Year-Old Just Getting Into Skateboarding Highly Overestimating Its Sex Appeal
Local failure Max Kugler was reportedly sighted practicing his ollies at the Haledon Skate Park on Saturday night in a last-ditch effort to attract women.
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Man Waits Until Haircut Finished to Interrupt Barber’s Right-Wing Rant
A local man waited until his haircut was safely completed Thursday evening before attempting to stop to his barber’s hateful political tirade.
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Tense Introduction Between FBI and Local Police Calmed by Racist Joke
FBI Agent Dan Trolley defused a tense standoff with local police over the jurisdiction of a crime scene with a well-timed racist joke passed down to him from his law enforcement mentor
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New “Fox and Friends” Reboot to be Shot Entirely from Front Seat of Ford F-150
Producers of “Fox & Friends” will move the popular news show from its regular shooting location in Rockefeller Center to the front seat of a Ford F-150 pickup truck.
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Monty Python Royal Society For Putting Things On Top of Other Things
When I put this clip on top of YouTube in 2013, I never expected it to get so many views. Thanks to everyone who's enjoyed watching this here and liked the ...
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Jazz Drummer Holds Fork Like That Too
Clint Frenzy, the legendary jazz drummer known for his innovative yet traditional style, reportedly holds his fork the same “kind of weird” way he holds his drumsticks.
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Will One of You Liiberals Show Me How to Work a Podcast?
I don’t buy into all that PC crap, no one’s gonna tell me what I can and can’t do! Anyway, will one of you libtards help me get the O'Reilly show podcast?
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What Joining a Hate Group While Cheating on My Husband and Abusing Pills Taught Me About Writing Clickbait
At the beginning of this year my once stable life took a drastic left turn. One moment, I had it all. Then, I started having anonymous sex with married men. This led to an opioid addiction and also I joined a white pride group just to boot.
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Boomers Got the Vax - SNL
A group of boomers (Maya Rudolph, Kenan Thompson, Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant, Mikey Day, Chris Redd, Ego Nwodim, Melissa Villaseñor, Kyle Mooney) sing about ...
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We Sat Down With Ted Nugent Because He Thought We Were 15
So we were just sitting outside Cafe du Stefan in Jackson, Michigan waiting for our Americanos when a man who looked like he held Civil War reenactments in a honky-tonk bar grabbed a chair from the next table and sat at ours. While we would come to discov
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Small Town Scene Officially Out of People to Have Relationships With
A small punk community in central New York officially ran out of new scene members to fuck late yesterday evening.
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Cool! This Cute Little Kid Likes Stuff From the ‘80s Because His Dad Makes Him
Aww! This adorable little boy loves retro ‘80s stuff because he’s a walking monument to his dad’s crippling nostalgia!
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6 Amazing Taco Bell Hacks From My Dad’s Video Will
Fast food is all about reliability, but sometimes you crave something new and exciting. That’s why we’re sharing six mind-blowing hacks you can use to spice up your Taco Bell order, straight from my dad’s video will!
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Woman Calls Cops On Person for Not Having Home to Display Liberal Lawn Sign
Self-proclaimed activist Jane Lipton is in hot water after calling the cops on an unhoused neighbor for their inability to display an “In This House, We Believe” yard sign.
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Rush Limbaugh Emerges from Pet Sematary Unchanged
Rush Limbaugh defied all odds by emerging from the notoriously possessed Pet Sematary unchanged.
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How To Do Yoga in a Way That Worships Satan
One of the most sacred rituals a person can perform for themselves is the practice of yoga. A yogi is at one with their mind, body, and spirit. But did you know that when practicing yoga, you can also worship the Fallen Light-Bearer himself, Satan?
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Ben Shapiro Criticizes Georgia O'Keeffe Paintings for Not Looking Like Anything
Political commentator Ben Shapiro admitted today that he doesn’t like the paintings of renowned artist Georgia O’Keeffe because her works “look like absolutely nothing.”
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French Film Somehow Makes Even Less Sense With Subtitles
The French film “La Joie des Moineaux,” incomprehensible in its native language, is even more confusing for foreign viewers when watched with English subtitles.
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24-year-old to Be Tried As a Child
Local 24-year-old adult person Travis Parkes will be prosecuted in juvenile court after a judge’s ruling of, “I mean, look at this kid.”
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Man Retires From Proud Boys after Single Hug From Father
Greg Pough retired as an active member of the Proud Boys today following a three-second embrace with his father that ended with a pat on the back.
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Weekend Update: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on Science - SNL
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Cecily Strong) stops by Weekend Update to discuss why she hung a transphobic sign outside of her office.Saturday Night Live. Str...
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Weekend Update: House Passes Biden’s Stimulus Bill - SNL
Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like the House passing Biden's $1.9 trillion COVID-19 stimulus bill.Saturda...
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Vaccine Game Show Cold Open - SNL
Dr. Anthony Fauci (Kate McKinnon) hosts a game show to help simplify the COVID-19 vaccine rollout.Saturday Night Live. Stream now on Peacock: https://bit.ly/...
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Conservatives Demand Mr. Potato Head Retain His Giant, Veiny Potato Dick
Conservatives outraged by Hasbro’s announcement that Mr. Potato Head would become gender-neutral immediately created petitions to ensure the company would not alter the toy’s giant, veiny potato dick.
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Britney Spears Cold Open - SNL
A talk show hosted by Britney Spears (Chloe Fineman) features guests Ted Cruz (Aidy Bryant), Governor Andrew Cuomo (Pete Davidson) and Gina Carano (Cecily St...
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Weekend Update: Ted Cruz Goes to Cancun - SNL
Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like New York Governor Andrew Cuomo’s plans to legalize marijuana.Saturday ...
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Funniest Ben Shapiro Parody TikToks
Funniest Ben Shapiro Parody TikToksSUBSCRIBE NOW! https://bit.ly/2TOHT1Vmusical.ly,funny tiktok videis,tiktok compilations,tiktok 2020,ironic tiktok,tiktok m...
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Ted Cruz Heroically Investigates Whether Mexico Stole Heat and Sun from Texas
The senator said that he undertook the mission because he cares deeply about the current suffering of his fellow-Texans.
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Trump’s Rush Limbaugh Tribute, Biden’s Vaccine Promise & Texas Blackout Blame Game
Due to the pandemic some Catholic churches were offering drive thru and distanced experiences for the first day of Lent, Apple made a surprise announcement a...
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Conservative Pundits Fly False Flags at Half Mast in Honor of Rush Limbaugh
Conservative talking heads across the country mourned the loss of Rush Limbaugh by reducing how many times they mentioned false flag operations on their respective shows.
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Ted Cruz' new modified mullet | Boing Boing
Ted Cruz, US Senator from the not ashamed enough State of Texas. Cleans him us, but lets Ted keep his edge?
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House Votes to Remove Marjorie Taylor Greene from Committees: A Closer Look
Seth takes a closer look at Republicans standing by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene as her committee assignments were stripped from her after making a series of ...
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Paul McCartney Wishes People Would Ask Him A Question About Wings Every Once in Awhile
Paul McCartney allegedly wishes someone would occasionally ask him about his time playing and performing with Wings.
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Jesus Helped Me Quit Alcohol and Now It’s Time for Me To Help Him Do the Same
When I was deep in the throes of my alcohol addiction it felt like there was no hope for me. It felt like the whole world rested on my chest and the only thing that could lift the weight was the contents of a bottle. That’s when I found a friend in Jesu
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Buffalo Horns Riot Guy roasted by Native Americans
Buffalo Hat Guy aka Horned Hat Guy became the center of many memes this month. The Native American community roasted him again and again.Hi guys! I put a pol...
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Trump spends final days just rubbing his dick on everything in White House
WASHINGTON D.C. – As the days wind down in the first and potentially only term held by President Trump, the Commander in Chief is reported to be spending his dwindling hours rubbing his penis over every possible surface in the White House.
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After Second Impeachment, Trump Begins Moving Out of White House: A Closer Look
Seth takes a closer look at a twice-impeached Trump turning against some of his closest allies as his White House gets packed up.Late Night with Seth Meyers ...
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Man Who Stormed Senate Already Back to Yelling at Skateboarders in Walmart Parking Lot
Ben Hartsock resumed his normal business of yelling at skateboarders for trespassing in a parking lot less than 24 hours after breaking into the Capitol Building.
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Bruce Springsteen Shreds - Light Of Day
On January 7, 2000 at Madison Square Garden, Springsteen fans were treated to a once of a lifetime performance of the hit song "Light of Day". Always innovat...
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Help! ICE Just Took Baby Jesus From Our Nativity Scene
This has to be some type of miscommunication. ICE just showed up at our front door. We allowed them in, of course, as we assumed…
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In Blow To Biden Transition, Trump Reveals He Has Obtained The Darksaber
WASHINGTON, DC - In a shocking upset, President Trump brought Biden's transition to a screeching halt after revealing he has obtained the legendary Darksaber. According to lore, the Darksaber gives Trump all rights of kingship over America, which can only
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Hallmark Christmas Romance Movies Set Unrealistic Expectations for Having Any Human Interaction Ever Again
Hallmark Channel’s signature Christmas-themed romance movies reportedly promote an unhealthy expectation of any kind of human interaction.
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Ben Shapiro Pulls Pants Down to Ankles Before Peeing in Urinal
Alt-right conservative commentator Ben Shapiro pulled his pants all the way down around his ankles yesterday before using the urinal in a public restroom.
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KAREN METAL
The 'I'm terrified' part was last video's winner. Here's her solo performance.Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3f6QSFuInstagram: http://instagram.com/andreantunesmu...
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Betsy DeVos Warns That Biden Will Pick Education Secretary with Background in Education
“For the past four years, I have worked tirelessly to keep our schools free from education,” she said.
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SNL's Weekend Update 12/12/20 | Saturday Night Live December 12, 2020
SNL's Weekend Update 12/12/20 | Saturday Night Live December 12, 2020#SNL#WeekendUpdate
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Dr. Fauci & Dr. Birx Cold Open - SNL
Wolf Blitzer (Beck Bennett) interviews Dr. Fauci (Kate McKinnon) and Dr. Birx (Heidi Gardner) about the newly approved COVID-19 vaccine.Saturday Night Live. ...
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Aerosmith Inducted Into Mediocre Unremarkable Middle-of-the-Road Bullshit Hall of Fame
After nearly five decades and 15 studio albums, Aerosmith will be inducted into the Mediocre Unremarkable Middle-of-the-Road Bullshit Hall of Fame.
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Chipmunks Seeking New Frontman After Alvin Carried Off by Hawk
Popular musical act Alvin and the Chipmunks are seeking a new frontman following the death of their previous lead vocalist, Alvin.
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If Drinking Nothing but PBR Isn’t a Cleanse, Then Why Is My Piss Clear?
All too often, health gurus and ex-partners will tell you that guzzling an endless stream of low-quality lager is incompatible with healthy living. I’m here to tell you that this is a lie. It’s been a week since anything besides Pabst Blue Ribbon has
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Biden Acceptance Speech Interrupted by Kanye Concession
Joe Biden’s acceptance speech was interrupted by rapper turned presidential candidate Kanye West who rushed the stage to deliver his impassioned concession speech.
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SNL's Weekend Update 12/05/20 | Saturday Night Live December 5, 2020
#SNLSNL's Weekend Update 12/05/20 | Saturday Night Live December 5, 2020SNL's Weekend Update 12/05/20 | Saturday Night Live December 5, 2020SNL's Weekend Upd...
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Michigan Hearings Cold Open - SNL
Rudy Giuliani (Kate McKinnon) tries to make an argument to prove widespread voter fraud in the 2020 presidential election.Saturday Night Live. Stream now on...
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Trump's faith advisor goes HEAVY METAL! [Sound of Victory] [Paula White Remix]
Paula White's prayer service for Donald Trump's re-election. Remixed by Andre AntunesVersion without vocals: https://youtu.be/ECutPMriO2ADownload this track ...
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Missing Thanksgiving - Aerosmith Parody
This song is for all the Grandmas who usually host Thanksgiving. We're really going to miss your cornbread dressing, Grammy. Dang it Rona! Stay safe everyone...
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First Thanksgiving - SNL
Pocahontas’ (Melissa Villaseñor) boyfriend, John Smith (Beck Bennett), comes over for Thanksgiving dinner with her family (Will Ferrell, Maya Rudolph, Fred A...
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Autocrats Watch Our President Cling To His Job, Beg For Cash, And Obstruct The Transition Of Power
The current President is turning heads around the world by refusing to participate in the transition of power to his victorious opponent Joe Biden, who is pr...
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Crazy A$$ Karen At The Polls Catches Beatdown After Confronting Black Woman
Y'all know what time it is ... Roll it! Crazy a$$ Sheri McClatchy, A Mississippi election commissioner confronted a Black woman but she wasn't prepared for w...
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Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Monologue - SNL
Dave Chappelle talks about the 2020 election, COVID-19 and Donald Trump. Saturday Night Live. Stream now on Peacock: https://bit.ly/3j1IRUk Subscribe to SNL:...
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Trump's Spiritual Advisor Remix
Angels from Africa are coming!! ???????????? The Kiffness on Spotify: https://bit.ly/Kiffness Follow The Kiffness on socials: https://www.facebook.com/thekiffness htt...
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Final Debate Cold Open - SNL
Kristen Welker (Maya Rudolph) hosts the last presidential debate of the 2020 election between Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) and Joe Biden (Jim Carrey). Saturda...
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Marine Reacts to Karen - Call Your Manager Now!
Marine Reacts to Karen. The Ultimate Karen Compilation. Are you Kidding ME. Call your Manager NOW. For More Train Wreck check out this Video - https://youtu....
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Weekend Update: Top Halloween Costumes & Grocery Store Racism - SNL
Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week’s biggest news, like what the most popular halloween costumes for 2020 are. Saturday Night ...
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Mexican Moms Answer Google Questions
Mexican moms answer the most searched questions on Google. Why do Mexican moms throw shoes? What do Mexican moms say when mad? 0:00 Intro 0:14 why do Mexican...
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Watch Saturday Night Live Highlight: First Debate Cold Open - NBC.com
Watch Saturday Night Live highlight 'First Debate Cold Open' on NBC.com
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If We Defund the Police They Won’t Have Money To Pay Wrongful Death Lawsuits To All Those Families
Cops suck. There’s no question about that. I’m not a dumbass boot licker. However, I don’t know if we should be calling for the police to be defunded. I mean, I get the sentiment but I don’t believe it’s going to fix the problem.
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U.S. Military Considers Dropping Gender Reveal Bombs in Middle East
The Department of Defense began compiling a report this week aimed at assessing the viability of gender reveal “bombs” as effective weapons.
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Blues Traveler Inducted Into “Band You’re Probably Gonna Hear at Walgreens” Hall of Fame
Blues Traveler were inducted into the “Band You’re Probably Gonna Hear at Walgreens” Hall of Fame for being the most played at the pharmacy chain.
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MAGA Patriot Stalks Man for Three Miles in Self Defense
Armed MAGA patriot Kenneth Carter spent several days tracking a man over several miles in what he claims was self defense.
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Police Department Reminded to Not Wear White Hoods After Labor Day
Milwaukee Chief of Police Roger Brooks held a department-wide meeting today to remind his officers not to wear their white hoods after Labor Day.
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Punk Rock Noise Machine Lets You Fall Asleep to Sound of Parents Arguing
After months of rigorous beta testing, AggroNap, a new sleep aid machine geared toward people who grew up in broken homes, is set to hit the market.
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Relationship With Communist Girlfriend Totally Works in Theory
Local man Joseph Whitt described moments ago his relationship with hardcore tankie and politically communist girlfriend Stephanie Arlin as being “totally workable in theory.”
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BREAKING: Biden Vows to Defund Itty Bitty Titty Committee
Joe Biden intends to defund the “Itty Bitty Titty Committee,” as well as provide tax credits for Americans sporting C-cup “over the shoulder boulder holders” or better.
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RNC Picks Up Coveted TruckNutz Sponsorship
The fourth night of the Republican National Convention will feature wall-to-wall advertising from their new exclusive sponsor, TruckNutz.
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My Dad Didn’t Die for Our Country Just for a Bunch of Liberals to Ruin It. He Died From Alcoholism
America is being destroyed by the liberal elite and it makes me absolutely sick. And it would’ve made my dad sick, too. After all, he didn’t die for our country just for it to be ruined by a generation of communist snowflakes. He died because every ni
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City Excited to Use Funds From Defunded Police to Build New Highway Through Black Neighborhood
Money diverted from the Seattle Police Department to fund a new highway initiative that would be located in the heart of the historically-Black Central District.
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Keith Richards Snorts All 10 Sauces During "Hot Ones" Appearance
Legendary Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards took the popular interview show “Hot Ones” to a new level by snorting all 10 sauces in rapid succession.
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Conservatives Warn Radical Kamala Harris Will Impose Her Christian Beliefs On American Populace
WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that this was only the first step of many designed to destroy freedom and turn the nation into an extremist nightmare, conservative pundits warned Wednesday that known radical Kamala Harris would soon impose her Christian beliefs
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Benny Hill - The Strolling Ones (1965)
Benny is a rock star who sings "Rose" as Mick Jagger. Benny is also the drummer, the guitar player, the rest of the band, a man in the audience and a screami...
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I put some Bee Gees music over North Korean marching
NOW IT GETS FASTER EVERY CYCLE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2qCD_tjjBQ March footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwEkaGYBdHs https://www.youtube.co...
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Klan Member Suddenly Opposed to Wearing Shitty Homemade Masks
Local Klan member and conservative activist David Mount changed his views on wearing “silly little masks” in public following recent stay-at-home orders.
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What Does America’s Coronavirus Response Look Like Abroad? | NYT Opinion
The United States leads the world in Covid-19 deaths, nearing 150,000 lost lives. The unemployment figures brought on by the pandemic are mind-boggling. The ...
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KAREN screams at dunkin' donuts, gets face full of iced coffee
KAREN SAYS "DO NOT CLICK" - https://amzn.to/327NwOp Entitled Karen yells at a Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru employee and instead gets iced coffee thrown at her f...
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If You Don’t Know, Now You Know - COVID-19 vs. 1918 Spanish Flu | The Daily Social Distancing Show
A look at how America is making the same mistakes with COVID in 2020 as it did with the Spanish Flu in 1918. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Coronavirus Donate to su...
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Sobbing Eric Trump Chokes Down Seventh Can of Goya Beans
Eric Trump choked down a seventh consecutive can of Goya beans this morning after a week of binging the brand’s products to garner support from his father.
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Fauci Pronounces Trump 'Dead From the Neck-Up'
Dr. Fauci has grave news for the people of America -- President Donald Trump is 100% brain dead. Grave, but also unsurprising news, as it turns out.
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Funny guy makes Royal Guard Laugh at Buckingham Palace
A tourist makes the un-laughable Cute English Royal Guard to burst out Laughing, at Buckingham Palace in London(SUBTITLES BELOW) SUBTITULOS ABAJO EN ESPAÑOL ...
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Sacha Baron Cohen Crashes Far-Right Militia Event, Engages Willing Crowd in 'Racist, Hateful, Disgusting' Songs: WATCH - Towleroad Gay News
A disguised Sacha Baron Cohen crashed a white supremacist right-wing militia event in Olympia, Washington on Saturday and sang racist songs (video below) to the crowd for at least 8 minutes, getting the crowd to sing along with him before the jig was up.
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Anarchist Bookstore Unsure What to Do After Robbery
Employees working at the famed Nothing But Their Chains Anarchist Bookstore were unclear how to handle a robbery that occurred early Tuesday.
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Trump Defies Liberals By Chugging Entire Bottle Of Aunt Jemima Syrup
TULSA, OK—Liberals are trying to ruin America by destroying all our favorite corporate mascots, logos, and team names. But President Trump says he won't have it. He defied the woke progressive crowd this week by chugging an entire bottle of Aunt
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Florida's Anti-Maskers Are Taking a Stand | NowThis
‘I don’t wear a mask for the same reason I don’t wear underwear: Things gotta breathe.’ — Anti-maskers in Florida are warning of satanism, pedophilia, and ev...
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A Message From Mrs. Butterworth
Until this moment, the breakfast icon had been too busy to address questions about her race. #UncleBen #AuntJemima #MrsButterworth Subscribe To "The Late Sho...
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Bible Scholars Confirm 'Do Not Be Anxious' Does Not Apply In A Global Pandemic
U.S.—Scholars across the nation have come to an agreement that the biblical commands not to be anxious do not apply in a global pandemic.From Jesus's command not to be anxious in Matthew 6 to Paul's similar exhortation in Philippians 4, none
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Alex Jones Promises To Eat His Neighbors. Repeatedly.
Become a TYT member at: http://tyt.com/EMMA The Young Turks’ Emma Vigeland (https://Twitter.com/EmmaVigeland) breaks down Alex Jones' latest insane rant. #Re...
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Alex Jones says he'd kill and cook his neighbours to feed his kids
He has a few years’ worth of food stored away to get through first
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Irish People Try Krispy Kreme Donuts For The First Time
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts finally came to Ireland! See what our Irish People thought when trying them for the first time... Subscribe: https://Try.media/Subscri...
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Monologue – Trump Encourages Stay at Home Protests
In tonight’s #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse monologue, Jimmy talks about the celebration of 4/20, one of his favorite parts from the One World: Together at Hom...
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Eric Idle - "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" - STEREO HQ
FIND ME AT https://twitter.com/DoryStentorian De-dum-de-diddly-dum-de-dum...
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Dr. Anthony Fauci Cold Open - SNL
Dr. Anthony Fauci (Brad Pitt) addresses the public to decipher the coronavirus misinformation President Trump has been spreading. Subscribe to SNL: https://g...
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Trump Threatens More Plagues Unless State Governors Let His People Go
WASHINGTON, D.C—As more state governors lock down and enslave their people, one hero has been called to save Americans from their masters.President Donald Trump says he was commanded by a burning rose bush in the Rose Garden to confront Democratic s
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Baptists Delighted They Can Now Wear Masks At Liquor Store
U.S.—Baptist believers have reported they are "utterly delighted" to learn they can now wear full face masks at the liquor store, preventing anyone from recognizing them.As soon as people started wearing masks in public, Baptists jumped at
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José Feliciano The Comedy Bit
Provided to YouTube by Sony Music Entertainment The Comedy Bit · José Feliciano Alive Alive - O! ℗ Recorded prior to 1972. All rights reserved by BMG Music P...
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Honest Government Ad | Coronavirus: Flatten The Curve
The Government has made an ad about the Coronavirus and its surprisingly honest and informative. ???? READ THIS NOW: https://medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-...
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Donald Trump declares Sunday National Day of Prayer: "We are a country that has looked to God in times like these"
President Donald Trump urged Americans to look to "God for protection and strength" as the COVID-19 coronavirus pandemic continued to grow Friday.
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Roger Stone Comes Unhinged In New Deposition Footage | NowThis
‘Did you just call me a b*tch?’ — Roger Stone absolutely lost it in this newly surfaced deposition footage. » Subscribe to NowThis: http://go.nowth.is/News_S...
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M-M-M-My Corona
Provided to YouTube by TuneCore M-M-M-My Corona · J.R. Shrum M-M-M-My Corona ℗ 2020 J.R. Shrum Released on: 2020-02-26 Auto-generated by YouTube.
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Coronavirus: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
As coronavirus spreads to the US, John Oliver discusses what’s being done to fight the illness, what’s gone wrong, and how to stay safe. Connect with Last We...
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Mike Pence to Send All Infected Citizens to Coronavirus Conversion Therapy
Mike Pence announced plans today to protect American citizens from the coronavirus by sending all infected to a faith-based conversion therapy treatment facility.
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Harvey Weinstein Nominated For Best Actor In His Role As Crippled Old Pervert
AMERICAN film producer and now actor Harvey Weinstein joins Jonathan Pryce, Antonio Banderas, Leonardo DiCaprio, Adam Driver and Joaquin Phoenix as a Best Actor Oscar nominee for his role as a crippled old pervert, WWN …
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Is This How We Die? - Coronavirus, Continued | The Daily Show
As coronavirus continues to spread, the stock market tanks, the public panics and runs out of protective masks, and the CDC recommends shaving facial hair to...
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New Employee Too Afraid to Take Sick Day Gives Entire Office Coronavirus
Junior designer Lewis Cooper accidentally contaminated his entire office with the deadly coronavirus, thanks to his fear of calling in sick and losing his job.
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Trump Takes India | The Daily Show
Donald Trump visits India for the first time since taking office, and gets a surprisingly warm welcome from India’s people. #TheDailyShow Subscribe to The Da...
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Three Little Bops!!!
O JAZZ era a trilha sonora dos desenhos animados antigamente!! Você lembra??? O vídeo a seguir, todo musicado, é baseado na estória dos…
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A Comprehensive Guide of What You’re Allowed to Wear When Fighting Fascism
When fighting for a cause it’s important to keep ourselves in check. We must ask one another important questions like, “How are we affecting real…
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Report: 90% of people need to fuck off
Scientists are reporting that more people than ever before need to fuck off, which almost certainly includes you. The number of people who desperately need...
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Henry Rollins & Stephen Colbert "Carol of the Bells" - A Very Rollins Christmas
A very Rollins Christmas. Stephen Colbert and Mr. Henry Rollins collaborate on "Carol of the Bells"
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Henrietta and Merna Can't Sing - Go Tell It On The Mountain
More from my Public Access TV collection. Listen as these two unfaithfully reproduce "Go Tell It On The Mountain" using a karaoke tape, and tell it on a moun...
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Punk Carolers Regretting Decision to Sing “Last Caress”
Punk Christmas carolers regretted their choice to include The Misfits’ classic “Last Caress” after it was met with a mix of disgust and horror.
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NATO Cafeteria Cold Open - SNL
Foreign leaders (Jimmy Fallon, Paul Rudd, James Corden) that were caught making fun of President Trump (Alec Baldwin) at the NATO summit continue their taunt...
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Meanwhile... A Full Thanksgiving Dinner On NYC's L Train
Meanwhile... normally you'd want to avoid eating anything found on the New York City subway, but in this case the holiday grub looked pretty good. #Colbert #...
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Mid-Day News - SNL
News anchors (Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Kenan Thompson, Ego Nwodim, Alex Moffat, Chris Redd) report the local news while trying not to react to the race of each ...
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Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke
"Find out where Kanye West was last night." Watch Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones, only on Netflix. https://www.netflix.com/title/81140577 SUBSCRIBE: https:/...
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Monologue: Get On My Lawn | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
Subscribe to the Real Time YouTube: http://itsh.bo/10r5A1B Bill recaps the top stories of the week, including Trump's interest in buying Greenland and the pa...
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Punk Band Reunion At The Wedding - SNL 2013
A father (Fred Armisen) reunites with his old punk band, Crisis of Conformity (Bill Hader, Ashton Kutcher, Dave Grohl), to play their song "Fistfight in the ...
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This woman’s hilarious video about ‘straight pride’ is so funny even straight people are sharing it
Eva Victor's explanation to her boyfriend why she's so excited about attending the "Straight Pride" parade has gone viral for all the right reasons...
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Trevor Noah Interviews Stephen Colbert
Trevor Noah takes the wheel in this flipped interview to ask Stephen about the most important elements of a late night show in the era of Trump, one of which...
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Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For 'Chronic Jizz Face'
Thoughts and prayers for Overbite, Jr.
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The Rise of Snowplow Parenting | The Daily Show
Today’s parents will do anything to make sure their kids don’t face any sort of adversity whatsoever. Subscribe to The Daily Show: https://www.youtube.com/ch...
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Future Self - SNL
A young man (Mikey Day) meets his future self (Alex Moffat, Beck Bennett) in the mirror. #SNL #SandraOh #TameImpala #SNL44 Subscribe to SNL: https://goo.gl/t...
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Kremlin Meeting - SNL
The Mueller Report forces Vladimir Putin (Beck Bennett) to admit the truth about Russia's relationship with Trump. #SNL #SandraOh #TameImpala #SNL44 Subscrib...
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Mueller Report Cold Open - SNL
Robert Mueller (Robert De Niro), William Barr (Aidy Bryant) and President Trump (Alec Baldwin) summarize the Mueller Report. #SNL #SandraOh #TameImpala #SNL4...
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Beto Calls Cops on Self for Skating on Own Driveway
Democratic presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke was questioned by police on Tuesday after calling to report himself for skating on his own private property.
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George Carlin about abortion and 'the sanctity of life' 1996.
Masterful performance of George Carlin taken from the show "Back in Town", 1996.
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GG Allin Hologram to Throw Feces at Coachella
A revolutionary new hologram of GG Allin will chuck his feces directly into the Coachella crowd.
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Punk Assures Friends New Boyfriend More Fucked up Than He Appears
Local punk Kelsey Hernandez insisted yet again today that her new, non-punk boyfriend is “more of a loose cannon than he appears.”
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Michael Cohen Hearing Cold Open - SNL
The Congressional Oversight Committee (Kenan Thompson, Bill Hader, Kyle Mooney, Kate McKinnon, Alex Moffat) question President Trump's former personal lawyer...
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Lucky Airline Passenger Wins Free Five-Hour Spoken Word Concert by Jello Biafra
An airline passenger was treated to an "energetic" and "unending" spoken word concert from none other than former Dead Kennedys frontman Jello Biafra.
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Tucker Carlson Cold Open - SNL
Tucker Carlson (Alex Moffat), Jeannine Pirro (Cecily Strong), Ann Coulter (Heidi Gardner), Wilbur Ross (Kate McKinnon) talk about the government shutdown and...
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Opinion: All Cops Are Bastards but Not All Bastards Are Cops
Travel the world and judge every individual you meet within two minutes of meeting them. You’ll find there are a lot more bastards that you thought!
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Hungover Replacements Horrified to Learn Band Had 40-Year Run
Former members of The Replacements learned, upon finally sobering up after decades of heavy drinking, that their band’s legacy now spans nearly 40 years.
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Neo-Confederate Meeting - SNL Pinterest
Neo-Confederate (Adam Driver) ruins his compatriot's (Beck Bennett) proposal for an all-white paradise.
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Kavanaugh Hearing Cold Open - SNL | Pinterest
Judge Brett Kavanaugh (Matt Damon) takes questions from Senators Chuck Grassley (Alex Moffat), Diane Feinstein (Cecily Strong), Amy Klobuchar (Rachel Dratch), Thom Tillis (Mikey Day), Cory Booker (Chris Redd), John Kennedy (Kyle Mooney), Sheldon Whitehouse (Pete Davidson), Lindsey Graham (Kate McKinnon) and prosecutor Rachel Mitchell (Aidy Bryant).
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Goth Gets Asshole Darkened
A local goth successfully subverted cosmetic trends earlier this week by having her asshole professionally darkened at a nearby salon.
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SEE IT: Sacha Baron Cohen goads Sheriff Joe Arpaio into saying he would accept sexual favors from President Trump
"America's Toughest Sheriff" has become Sacha Baron Cohen's latest victim.
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Navy totally going to turn this ship around if Marines don't stop poking each other
The Marines on the ship are currently "out of f--king control."
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SACHA BARON COHEN KINGMAN ARIZONA
Sacha Baron Cohen exploits some gullible Kingman AZ locals by inviting them to a "focus" group for economic development in their town.
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'Lowlife' Colbert Video Chats With 'Lost Soul' Fallon & Conan O'Brien
'Lowlife' Colbert Video Chats With 'Lost Soul' Fallon & Conan O'Brien #Humor #Comedy #Politics
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Michelle Wolf DESTROYS Trump at 2018 Correspondents Dinner Roast (Full Speech)
Michelle Wolf DESTROYS Trump at 2018 Correspondents Dinner Roast (Full Speech) #Humor #Comedy #Politics
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The Sexual Revolution is not the reason for #MeToo, and it is
I have encountered some cockamamie comments about the #MeToo movement thus far, but the one made by Susan Stamper Brown is easily the cockamamiest!
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History of Jewish humor in America.
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NRA - Sunday with Lubach
There's something going on in the world. A situation we cannot ignore any longer and we need to address it. Say nay to NRA (nonsensical rifle addiction). Fro...
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Indian Thriller - Girly Man (English Lyrics)
A clip from the movie Kondaveeti Donga featuring Tollywood (movies shot in the Telegu language, second to Bollywood in terms of popularity in India) star Chi...
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Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out Copies Of 'Your Best Life Now'
HOUSTON, TX—Although Joel Osteen took flak over the weekend for closing up his church to flood victims and all but disappearing during the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, the megachurch pastor reportedly returned to the city on his luxury yacht “S.
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Waste Management To Offer Dead Body Pickup Service In Response To Proposed Health Care Changes
Waste Management is uniquely positioned to cash in on the heath care crisis.
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“Hail Satan” license plates now available in Tenn.
After Tennessee legislators passed a bill to allow residents to get license plates that bear the phrase “In God We Trust,” in the interest of religious diversity, other plates were made…
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MAD Magazine presents "Gall in the Family Fare"
In the early '70s, Mad Magazine did their parody on the show "All in the Family" calling it "Gall in the Family Fare". At one point, they recorded an audio v...
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A Hilarious Look At the 10 Most White Trash Cities in California
A video summary of the places in California that are perfect for White trash to call home.
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How I Turned the News About Police Shooting Unarmed Minorities into an Unsuccessful Petition for a Black Spider-Man Movie
I knew I’d face a lot of adversity if I took a stance. I took comfort in the words of Ben Parker: “With great power comes great responsibility.”
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Another Message for Donald Trump from Former Mexican President Vicente Fox
Dear Donald Trump: Here's a friendly reminder from Vicente Fox that Mexico will not pay for your wall. SUBSCRIBE for NEW VIDEOS EVERY DAY - http://sprdlx.co/...
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GG Allin Impersonator Booed Offstage for Having Adequately Sized Penis
The debut performance of GG Allin tribute act Assface was cut short when fans jeered at frontman Kevin McGowan’s average-sized penis.
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In Gender-Equal Punk House, No One Does the Dishes
None of the residents of the Apple Core report feeling obligated by a sense of societal norms to clean any dirty dishes in the kitchen sink.
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Jonah Ray Heads to Boston in the First Episode of ‘Hidden America’
Today's a big day for early series premieres -- first IFC uploaded the season 5 Comedy Bang! Bang! premiere a week early, and now Seeso has released the first episode of Jonah Ray's travel show parody Hidden America ahead of its debut next Thurs
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The Netherlands welcomes Trump in his own words
The whole world was watching for the inauguration of the 45th president of the United States: Donald J. Trump. Because we realize it's better for us to get a...
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Obama: 'Help Us Destroy Jesus And Start A New Age Of Liberal Darkness'
CHARLOTTE, NC—With the savage roar of the heathen Democratic horde rising all around him, President Barack Obama delivered an incendiary speech to close his party’s national convention Thursday night, commanding the ultraprogressive minions in
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Vitas - 7th Element (2002) :D
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Trump Says He Heroically Avoided Capture in Vietnam by Staying in U.S. - The New Yorker
“The Cong were after me,” Donald Trump said, “and then, just in the nick of time, I got my deferment.”
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LuckyTV: Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton "Time of my Life" (Official)
See more clips: Trump & Hillary - Seperate Lives - https://youtu.be/Zh065lbtZyM Trump & Hillary - Up Where We Belong https://youtu.be/QkjJt2UbGOM For more cl...
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Emotional Obama Tearfully Thanks Trump for Granting Him Citizenship - The New Yorker
“It’s great to be an American, at last,” the President said.
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One more take on free speech and quarterbacks
He fired a shot across the bow of the privileged majority and now the glaring red rockets of reactionary defensiveness are bursting around him. This is especially true on the social media pages where the patrio-maniacs post excessively punctuated argument
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Alanis Morissette And James Corden Sing An Updated Version of ‘Ironic’ | GOOD
The new song takes on Netlix, Vaping, and Facebook.
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Latino Trump Supporter Marco Gutierrez Warns Of Dark Future With 'Taco Trucks On Every Corner'
"My culture is a very dominant culture."
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Obama Pays Mexico Five Billion Dollars to Keep Donald Trump - The New Yorker
The President bristled at the suggestion that paying Mexico to keep Trump was “reverse ransom” and an extravagant use of taxpayer money.
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Nation Outraged After Punk Refuses to Stand for Pennywise's 'Bro Hymn'
19-year-old punk Macy Sanders spurred outrage when she reportedly refused to stand during Pennywise’s performance of fan favorite “Bro Hymn.”
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Korean Girls Try American BBQ
Korean girls try pulled pork, brisket and American style pork ribs for the first time. Help others learn about American BBQ by sharing this video. Let us kno...
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The Vacant Lot - Blinded By The Light
The Vacant Lot comedy troupe sing their versions of the famous Bruce Springsteen/ Manfred Mann song!
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Mexican People Try Taco Bell For The First Time
“It’s an explosion of flavor!” Check out more awesome videos at BuzzFeedVideo! http://bit.ly/YTbuzzfeedvideo Hacer El Plan Licensed via Warner Chappell Produ...
